These are some cheap jokes written at school today:
- What did the Egyptian say to the Pharoah as he was about to die?
- What do you call a vampire and a snowman’s kid?
- Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
- What’s black, white, and red all over?
- What did the boyfriend ghost say to the girlfriend ghost?
- What do you call a girl ghost that you’re in love with?
- I want my mummy!
- Frostbite!
- He didn’t have the guts!
- A very angry mummy!
- You can see right through me!
- Your ghoulfriend!