Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush are flying to a world economic summit… (humorous)

Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush are flying to a world economic summit.

Barack looks at Clinton and chuckles: “You know, I could throw a 50-dollar bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Clinton shrugs his shoulders and says: “Well, I could throw five 10-dollar bills out the window and make five people very happy.” Bush says: “Of course, but I could throw ten 5-dollar bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.” The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and says: “I could throw all of you out of the window and make the whole country happy.”

Joke about the economy: Overheard in a bar … (humorous)

Overheard in a bar: “This recession is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”

Iceland — A Joke About Their Economic Woes

Good morning, gentle blog reader,

One doesn’t usually associate Iceland with humor, but here’s something that should “break the ice”:

What do an Icelandic bank and an Icelandic streaker have in common?

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They both have frozen assets.

Bobbi

***Want more chuckles? Be sure to check out these jokes about the economy:
The Economy is so bad … ;–) (humor)

P.S. For more on Iceland’s economy, see these articles:

McDonald’s Boogies Out of Iceland:
Bye, Bye, Big Mac–McDonald’s Exits Iceland

Iceland Bankrupt: What Will the Domino Effect Be?
http://bobbiblogger.wordpress.com/2008/10/09/iceland-bankrupt-what-will-the-domino-effect-be/

Added Loans to Iceland Will Help Pay Depositors
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122718166821744225.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

An Architect, Surgeon, and Economist are Discussing the Creation… (humorous)

An architect, a surgeon and economist are discussing the Creation. The surgeon says: ‘Look, we surgeons are most important. God’s a surgeon because the first thing he did was to extract Eve from Adam’s rib.’ The architect says: ‘No, wait a minute, God is an architect. He made the world in seven days out of chaos.’ The economist smiles: ‘And who made the chaos?’

Aging Baby Boomers: From “Born to be Wild” to “Bored…Tubby…Mild” (humorous)

 

Hello gentle blog reader,

Here’s a hilarious spoof about aging baby boomers (and be sure turn up the volume):

http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb

Bobbi