Cheap Halloween Riddles (written by a 10-year-old)

These are some cheap jokes written at school today:

1. What did the Egyptian say to the Pharoah as he was about to die?
2. What do you call a vampire and a snowman’s kid?
3. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
4. What’s black, white, and red all over?
5. What did the boyfriend ghost say to the girlfriend ghost?
6. What do you call a girl ghost that you’re in love with?

  

 

1. I want my mummy!
2. Frostbite!
3. He didn’t have the guts!
4. A very angry mummy!
5. You can see right through me!
6. Your ghoulfriend!

Really Awful Halloween Riddles

Continuing this month’s Halloween theme, here are some really bbbaaaadd Halloween riddles that will stick (like trick-or-treat hard candy) in your memory–

1. What does a hungry ghost want?

2. Why are graveyards so noisy?

3. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

4. Where do ghosts pick up their mail?

 

Answers:

1. Ice scream

2. Because of all the coffin

3. His ghoul friend

4. At the ghost office

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