This is hilarious:
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Federal Election Commission today warned Americans of what it termed “an increased possibility of a major verbal gaffe taking place on U.S. soil within the coming days.”
The F.E.C. issued its warning after its analysts detected signals indicating that former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney had entered U.S. airspace and was apparently headed directly for the country.
Here’s the rest of the article: U.S. Raises Gaffe Threat Level to Orange, As Romney Returns From Abroad