I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended.

Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

Native Americans: Help stop the illegals from Europe!

They have been coming here without our permission since 1492!

Music theory and music history would be much more interesting if it were written by J. R. R. Tolkien

At the dawn of the fifth age of man, a Ring of power was created for the bards and troubadors.

One Ring to use as a tool,
One Ring to show them,
One Ring of a circle of fifths and
their minors relative beside them.

Bruce Lee: “Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endura a difficult one.”

Ann Romney: stay-at-home mom

Groucho Marx: Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere…

…diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Dizzying!

Philosophy is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat.

Metaphysics is like being in a dark room and lookng for a black cat that isn’t there.

Theology is like being in a dark room and looking for a black rat that isn’t there and shouting “I found it!’

I learned to GIVE not because I have many–but because I know exactly how it feels to have nothing.

Based on my wardrobe, my favorite color is dog hair.