Tea Party: What conservatives think I do … What liberals think I do …

… What my kids think I do … What society thinks I do … What people outside America think I do … What I actually do.

Woody Allen: “If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse”

Love: Listen to the music of your heart

Cat: I have evolved thumbs.

Your days are numbered.

Coffee is just cocaine for poor people

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