There’s nothing here on how to kill a mockingbird!

The happiest people …

… don’t have the best of everything — they make the best of everything they have.

Stupidity is not a handicap — Park elsewhere.

Is it true that I should give everything I have to the poor?

Republican Jesus: That’s ridiculous! If they don’t want to be poor, they should just get a job like everybody else!!

Men, how would you like it if women chose your birth control?

Keep your politics out of their uterus!

In order for non-violence to work, your opponent must have a conscience.

It would be almost unbelievable, if history did not record the tragic fact, that men have gone to war…

and cut each other’s throats because they could not agree as to what was to become of them after their throats were cut.” — Walter P. Stacy (1925-1951)

Don’t dwell on who let you down, cherish those you hold you up.

You may think the grass is greener on the other side.

But if you take the time to water your own grass it would be just as green.

Bear arms: The 2nd Amendment

Yeah, quick question about this second amendment … these “bear arms.” Where are they coming from?