Solar eruption causes strongest radiation storm for SEVEN YEARS

This is one of those stories that captures my imagination:

The sun is today bombarding Earth with radiation from the biggest solar storm in almost seven years, with more to come from the fast-moving eruption.

The solar flare occurred at about 11pm Eastern Time on Sunday and will hit Earth with three different effects at three different times.

The biggest issue is radiation, which is mostly a concern for satellite disruptions and astronauts in space. It can cause communication problems for polar-travelling aeroplanes, experts said.

Read more: Solar flares

Coffee with Jesus

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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders‏

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night, so I went to a shrink and told him, “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”

“”Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!”

“Is that so!” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Ain’t nobody under there now!!!”

FORGET THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

The formulae for understanding women

“And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the formulae for understanding women.”

Thomas Jefferson: “I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations …”

Too bad the US didn’t crush, in its birth, “the aristocracy of our monied corporations” — now the monied corporations are destroying the US: