Ignorance … sometimes it’s best not to know

Why PETS need a kid!!

Lovemaking Tips for Seniors‏

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting.. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner’s name [...]

Old is when …

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…. Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’ ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN…. You don’t care [...]

10 Canine Commandments