“Nobody succeeds beyond their wildest expectations unless they begin with wild expectations.” — Ralph Charell

***Heck–I can’t find a ballpoint pen that works here on planet Earth:

When NASA first  planned to send up astronauts, they quickly discovered  that  ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
 
To combat  the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $1.2 billion to  develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down,  underwater, on
almost any surface including glass, and at  temperatures ranging from below
freezing to 300  Celsius.
 
Confronted with the same problem, the Israelis  used a pencil.