What brought down the plane in the Hudson River? (humor)

IN CASE YOU DIDN’T FIGURE IT OUT BY NOW……………

What brought down the plane in the Hudson River?

 

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Do you know what what eye said to the other? (joke by a 10-year-old)

Do you know what one eye said to the other?
Don’t look between us, but something smells!

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Obama: An Inspiration for Change Nationally and Personally

One author has even suggested that “Obama Barack Obama is able to inspire people to change through being a great orator AND through his ability to educate others…A call to the people to take joint responsibility and an adult attitude was music to my ears and seems to have hit a chord with many people in the USA and around the world.”

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Looking Back at the Bush Legacy

George W. Bush is starting a Freedom Institute? In the words of David Boaz, “Coming next: The Clinton Center for Honesty and the Paris Hilton Center for Modesty.”

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Obama Retakes Oath–Talk About Bloopers!

What kind of ignorance or arrogance would lead Chief Justice Roberts to NOT bring a copy of the oath with him “just in case” he forgot the exact wording in a ceremony that more than a billion people were watching worldwide?

Like duh–this was no time to ad lib!

Anyway, I’m glad that Obama is officially

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Is the Economy Making You an Unwitting “Survivor” Contestant at Work?

In my own work life, I feel like I’m an unwitting contestant on the Survivor reality show. Every week, more and more colleagues are exiting stage left. It’s getting kind of lonely in my department.

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Are We in a Depression or A Recession?

Let’s see, things will get worse and stay there for several years. “Worse” and “several years” equals “Depression” in my personal economic dictionary.

What mumbo jumbo. If a top-tier economist can’t call a Depression a Depression, what hope is there for our academic elite taking a lead role in getting us out of this economic hellhole?

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Economists to Obama: Get the Government out of the Banking Business

As a customer of Bank of America, I’m appalled at their high fees and lousy service. More importantly, I’m shocked that my (and your) tax $ is going to bail that “Bank of Anguish” to the tune of $120 BILLION so far.

What has the “Bank of Anguish” done for its customers (besides shaft them)? What has the “Bank of Anguish” done for the US?

Whatever happened to capitalism? Suffice to say, it’s time for the government to get out of the banking business altogether. If a bank can’t survive without federal subsidies, that bank doesn’t deserve to survive.

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Always Check Their Homework (humor)

Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot

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Nine Words Women Use (humor)

2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

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