***Uh oh. Hold the presses–Madonna isn’t paying $76-$92 million! Read on:
Hello, gentle blog reader,
Madonna’s spokeswoman reveals that, contrary to widely-spread rumors, Madonna WILL pay her soon-to-be ex big $$$ ($76-92 million) in their divorce:
Her spokesman Liz Rosenberg took the unusual step of speaking publicly about the settlement yesterday to put paid to earlier speculation that he was in line to get next to nothing.
She claimed Ritchie would receive between $76-92million (£49-£60m) in cash and property. ‘I’d assume it’s one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement,’ Miss Rosenberg said. She added that custodial arrangements for the couple’s children had yet to be finalised.
Basically, Guy’s getting most of their UK properties, including Sir Cecil Beaton’s estate. Some would argue that the settlement is peanuts given what he’s had to put up with over the course of their marriage.
Regardless, Guy’s been looking sensationally happy since they split–and that’s worth millions right there.