What is big, bright, and stupid?
Archive for December, 2008
What is big, bright, and stupid? (Riddle)
Posted in humor/jokes, tagged What is big...bright...and stupid? on December 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
When is a window like a star? (riddle)
Posted in humor/jokes, tagged When is a window like a star? on December 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
When is a window like a star?
The New Year’s Eve party had turned into a regular marathon (humor)
Posted in humor/jokes, tagged The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going. on December 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The New Year’s Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going. At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no on knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice…
Posted in What I'm reading, tagged In theory...there is no difference between theory and practice...but in practice... on December 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice…
New Year’s Eve 4 a.m. Lecture (humor)
Posted in humor/jokes, tagged New Year's Eve 4 a.m. lecture on December 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
What are you doing out here at 4 o’clock in the morning?” asked the police officer. “I’m on my way to a lecture,” he answered. “And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?”
Mirror, mirror on the wall…
Posted in humor/jokes, tagged mirror mirror on the wall I look like my mother after all on December 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Mirror, mirror on the wall…I look like my mother after all (from a plaque at ”Big Mama’s House of Soul” in Pittsburgh)
“Family believes cruise passenger jumped into sea”
Posted in news of the day, tagged Jennifer Seitz, Norwegian Cruise Lines, Norwegian Cruise Lines passenger "jumps" overboard, passenger jumped into sea? on December 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
don’t believe for one second that it was suicide, based on the evidence: First, her husband was already accused of domestic battery earlier in the year; he didn’t even bother to report she was missing for EIGHT HOURS; and then he engagedly gambles at the casino the next day!!!
The $50 Billion Ponzi Scheme Swindler is Robbed!
Posted in news of the day, tagged $50 billion swindler robbed, Bernie Madoff, Bernie Madoff robbed on December 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
What goes around, comes around–and, in the case of upscale swindler Bernie Madoff, it’s been a quick turnaround at that.
Candy Canes Fight Germs and Help Irritable Bowel Syndrome!
Posted in news of the day, tagged candy canes are good for you, candy canes help irritable bowel syndrome, candy canes kill germs, irritable bowel syndrome--remedies, peppermint oil--anti-bacterial properties on December 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Hello, gentle blog reader,
As I sit here, munching on a candy cane that I pulled off of my Christmas tree, lo and behold, the Discovery Channel reports that the peppermint oil in the candy helps kill bacteria and helps alleviate the symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome.
It’s great that science has come forth to justify my taste in holiday sweets, so I’ll [...]
Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak
Posted in What I'm reading, tagged Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak, Quote of the day on December 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
(If only we could heat the world with love, we’d solve the world’s energy and relational problems in one fell swoop.)