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Good morning, gentle blog reader,
Here’s a funny cartoon to start your day (and I hope there’s ZERO electile dysfunctioning on Election Day!
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnypictures/ig/100-Funny-Pictures/Electile-Dysfunction.htm
Bobbi

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway (1899 – 1961)

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How fast does a zebra have to run to turn gray?
Why are pizza boxes square, when the pizza is round?
Why are buildings called buildings if they’re already built?

Any ideas?

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Good morning, gentle blog reader,
I hope you were able to catch the “Obamatic Infomercial” last night.  It was wonderful in showing how the average American is very worried these days.
Here’s the clip in case you missed last night’s presentation:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/10302008/news/columnists/its_amber_airwaves_of_tv_strain_136035.htm
Were you able to catch Obama’s show? If so, what did you think of it?
Bobbi

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“I spend the morning putting in a comma, and the afternoon taking it out.”
 
– Oscar Wilde

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SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the [...]

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These are some cheap jokes written at school today:

What did the Egyptian say to the Pharoah as he was about to die?
What do you call a vampire and a snowman’s kid?
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
What’s black, white, and red all over?
What did the boyfriend ghost say to the girlfriend ghost?
What do you call [...]

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Hello readers,
Here’s something from the 10-year-old that whipped up the Halloween story. Before you look at this, remember 3 things:

If you like it, we will show more
Jedi/Clones/Republic = Good
Sith/Droids = Bad

Keep all those things in mind and enjoy this animated video!
http://starwars.lego.com/en-us/Comics/comic2.aspx

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Here’s an original story written by a 10-year-old–please respond if you like it! 
Once upon a time there was a boy who was in the graveyard saying goodbye to his deceased relatives.
“Uncle Fred, I…I…I…lo- Wait a minute–you never got me a *$@#* present! I hate you!” he said as he continued through the misty, ghostly graveyard. As he [...]

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Hello, gentle blog reader,
Opals, my favorite gem, have been discovered on Mars, which means there must have been water there too.  Just imagine ancient Martians bedecked in jewelry–I love it!
Bobbi

Opals on Mars Reveal Planet’s Long Wet Past
Irene Klotz, Discover News

Oct. 29, 2008 — Opals have long been prized for their luster and beauty but the discovery [...]

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