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Hello, gentle blog reader,

Wow–is Adam Lambert not THE star of American Idol. I’ve never seen anyone quite like him–he’s so raw, gutsy, sensual, talented, compelling.  Last night, he performed Tears for Fears’ “Mad World” and stole the show with a deceptively simple, yet haunting performance.

Here is Adam Lambert’s performance of “Mad World”:
Adam Lambert–”Mad World”–worked on 5/17/08

Lambert deserves to win–he’s the best contestant the show’s ever had–

Bobbi

Pictures of Some of My Tulips

Posted by: Bobbi on: May 3, 2009

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Bad Times Are Here (Kitten Joke)

Posted by: Bobbi on: May 1, 2009

Bad Times have Hit.

 


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I live on a farm and times are

pretty hard as the area I live in is

considered economically

depressed.It’s so bad, that I’ve

heard some of our neighbors were

having a hard time making ends

meet. This morning, I woke up to

hear a knock at the door. When I

went to answer the door — this is

the sad sight that I saw. It just

about broke my heart!

Please scroll down, to see for

yourself…!!

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Kids and Grandparents (humor)

Posted by: Bobbi on: May 1, 2009

Grandparents:

      1. She was in the  bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the
watchful eyes of her  young granddaughter, as she’d done many times
before. After she  applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little
one said, “But  Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!” I will  probably neverput lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye…

       2.  My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy
birthday. He  asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet  for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”

        3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a  grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and  proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more  and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a  towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back  to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the  three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was THAT?”

      4. A grandmother was telling her  little granddaughter what her
own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond I had a
swing made from a tire; it hung from  a tree in our front yard. We rode
our pony. We picked wild  raspberries in the woods.” The little girl was wide-eyed, taking  this all in. At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you  sooner!”

      5. My grandson was visiting  one day when he asked, “Grandma, do
you know how you and God are  alike?” I mentally polished my halo and I said, “No, how are we  alike?” “You’re both old,” he replied.

       6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her
grandfather’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story.
“What’s it about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t
read.”

      7. I didn’t know if my  granddaughter had learned her colors yet,
so I decided to test her.  I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would  tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued.  At last, she headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you  should try to figure out some of these, yourself!”

       8.. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation  cabin, we
kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from  attracting pesky
insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in.  Noticing them before I
did, Billy whispered, “It’s no use Grandpa.  Now the mosquitoes are
coming after us with flashlights.”

      9. When my grandson asked me how old  I was, I teasingly replied,
“I’m not sure.” “Look in your underwear,  Grandpa,” he advised, “mine
says I’m 4 to 6.”

       10. A second grader came home from school and said to her
grandmother, “Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies  today.” The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep  her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said, “how do you make babies?”  “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add  ‘es’.”

      11. Children’s Logic: “Give  me a sentence about a public
servant,” said a teacher. The small boy  wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.” The teacher took  the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?”  she asked.  “Sure,” said the young boy confidently. ‘It means  carrying a child.”

      12. A grandfather  was delivering his grandchildren to their home
one day when a fire  truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
fire truck was a  Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the
dog’s duties.  “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child. “No,” said  another. “He’s just for good luck.”  A third child brought the
argument to a close.”They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find  the
fire hydrants.”

      13. A  6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “Oh,” he
said, “she  lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get
her.  Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the
airport.”

      14. Grandpa is the  smartest man on earth! He teaches me good
things, but I don’t get to  see him enough to get as smart as him!

       15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.

Mother Goose for Middle-Aged Folks

Posted by: Bobbi on: May 1, 2009

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Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. 
Kiss slowly. Love truly. 
Laugh uncontrollably, 
and never regret anything. 

 
IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD 
Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. 
Kiss slowly. Love truly. 
Laugh uncontrollably, 
and never regret anything. 

 
IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD 
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Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably, and never great anything!

Bailout Money Being Used for Lobbying Congress

Posted by: Bobbi on: April 27, 2009

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Hello gentle blog reader.

Another day, another $–or billions of them, as the case may be for our banks.

Bankers have already proven they lack business acumen, do they also lack manners? Has anyone heard a simple “Thanks” from a single bank?  You’d think they’d express some appreciation for taxpayer largesse. 

In today’s news, I came across the following UK article, which suggests the bailout is nothing more than a giant Ponzi scheme.  I concur. How about you?

Here’s the article:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/19/banking-budget-recession-will-hutton

You give bankers £1.3 trillion

and do they thank you? Do they

hell

Everyone says how tough this week’s budget will be, how enormous the budget deficit is and how few options chancellor Alistair Darling has. Which is all true, but only within the tenets of conventional thinking. For a government with vision, this should be a golden opportunity for a landmark budget that seizes the high economic ground. It could change the dynamics of Britain’s finance-driven capitalism and try to constrain unemployment growth while preparing for the upturn that will eventually come. But don’t hold your breath.

For this recession is palpably the result of the collapse of what was, in effect, a gigantic pyramid debt selling scheme. The City’s rise was feted by politicians across the political spectrum, none more than Gordon Brown, confusing Ponzi finance as innovation and creativity. Now the British government has had to put an astounding £1.3 trillion in various guarantees and investments behind the banking system in order to avoid the consequence of its fall. It creates a once-in-a-generation political opportunity to challenge the terms on which Britain approaches both the structures of capitalism and its management. Let’s at least get something back from the highest-ever peacetime budget deficit.

The desire to stick to orthodoxy, though, is very strong, even if it has ended in disaster. What is striking about the last 20 months is how unwilling bankers, regulators, officials and ministers have been to accept that the free market of the last 30 years is redundant, intellectually and financially. Markets, it turns out, do make mistakes. Public authority does have to shape and reshape the structure in which markets operate. Regulators have to look at system-wide stability rather than assume the market will take care of it.

Above all, the business model of banks is not just a matter for banks. It is a matter of the keenest public interest. Otherwise the bargain – bankers pick up profits while taxpayers pick up losses – is grotesquely unfair.

There were dissidents aplenty. Bob Bennett, the chief operating officer of Northern Rock, tried to rein in the marketing ambitions of its chief executive, Adam Applegarth. The bank was dangerously overdependent on the money markets for its funding. Paul Moore at HBOS tried to restrain the same ambitions of CEO, James Crosby, who used the same business model, but paid with his job. At Standard & Poor’s in the US, Frank Raiter quit early because he felt he simply did not have the information to provide the credit assessments the credit rating agency wanted in the time available.

At the Bank of England, David Blanchflower, a member of the monetary policy committee, says he considered resigning last August because it seemed the only honourable course given the difference between his belief in the coming recession and an inflation report that did not mention the word. Chris Rexworthy, a former director of the Financial Services Authority, freely admits that the regulator did not understand the risks of banks and building societies that grew so reliant on the money markets for their funding. Nor did it try to anticipate the kind of shock that the collapse of US investment bank Lehmans in September 2008 would administer to the British financial system.

But none made any serious difference; the belief in the orthodoxies was very strong. The boom in securitised assets, the unfounded confidence of bankers that they had eliminated risk and the certainties of free market intellectuals were unassailable. And until at least the collapse of Lehmans, the policy response was based on the view that the difficulties were local to particular banks; that no systemic and comprehensive response to the crisis involving Europe, the US and UK was necessary; and that markets would ride out the difficulties with judicious injections of Bank of England cash, whatever the short-term dramas. As one top banker told me, that was the message he received from the governor of the Bank of England on the eve of the collapse of Lehmans. It was a colossal misjudgment.

Thus Northern Rock was not immediately taken into public ownership with its depositors cash guaranteed; we had to go through a bank run and five months of dither before the government finally got to the right decision. And thus in the US the authorities watched for 12 months while a freeze in the American money market first locked investment bank Bear Stearns in a “death spiral” and then mortgage lenders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. It could only be a matter of time before other banks were hit at the same time.

The fateful weekend duly arrived on 13 and 14 September last year. The US government found itself simultaneously trying to save the investment banks Merrill Lynch and Lehman Brothers, along with its largest insurance company AIG. Once again, the approach was case by case, but when the Bank of England and FSA saved Barclays from itself by vetoing its planned purchase of Lehmans, the Americans had no plan B. Lehmans went bust, taking the crisis to a new level.

Britain felt the effect immediately, …  http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/19/banking-budget-recession-will-hutton

A Smiley Face for the US’ Economic Forecast?

Posted by: Bobbi on: April 16, 2009

From today’s Washington Post:

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There’s no recession in the banking world.

Just 6 months after the US Government bailed out Goldman Sachs with nearly $13 billion, thousands of staff members worldwide will get big bonuses and pay hikes…billions of dollars worth, in fact.

I think Goldman Sachs should pay back the US government first (that’s us, the little taxpayers, folks) before they give raises or bonuses–don’t you agree?

Bobbi

Here’s more on the story:

Sachs of gold: Six months after bailout costing billions, greedy bankers reward themselves with a NEW round of huge bonuses

City bankers are set to pocket huge bonuses again, despite bringing the world economy to the brink of ruin.

Goldman Sachs yesterday promised thousands of staff  -  5,500 of them in the UK  -  a 33 per cent pay boost after it returned to profit.

Other banks are expected to follow suit after benefiting from trillions of pounds in government bailouts.

Last night angry MPs condemned what they said was ‘business as usual’ for City fat cats. Goldman Sachs was accused of ‘taking the mickey’ out of taxpayers with such massive bonuses during a global recession.

The Wall Street bank, bailed-out with £6.7billion from the U.S. government only last October, has raised its bonus and pay pool for the first three months of this year by 17 per cent, to £3.1billion.

As it has sacked one in eight workers since last spring, the 28,000 remaining staff will see their slice soar from an average of £84,000 last year to £112,000. That is the equivalent of an annual salary of £450,000, with some top people earning many times that figure.

For the rest of the story, please see this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169863/Sachs-gold-Six-months-bailout-costing-billions-greedy-bankers-reward-NEW-round-bonuses.html#comments

The Hand of God? See This X-Ray of a Supernova

Posted by: Bobbi on: April 14, 2009

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This image is from NASA’s Chandra X-ray observatory, orbiting 360 miles above Earth.

Here’s more about the supernova:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1169776/Hand-God-Scientists-reveal-amazing-X-ray-image-supernova-deep-space.html

Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student

Posted by: Bobbi on: April 12, 2009

The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

 
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
 
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states hat in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…..leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

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